Well, this is embarrassing... it seems you have stumbled upon my fangirling insanity space.

Carry on!

blowfob:

it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon

disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.

disgustinganimals:

lawebloca:

lizard drinking soda

use the straw. use the freaking straw. that’s why we have the straw.

seekingthecrazy:

igloocunt:

gritsinmisery:

timelady-of-221b:

THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE

For the love of all that is holy, TAG YOUR PORN.

My fucking mind! Put that porn away

There went my diet.

(Source: maleficent-z)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

lol yeeeeep

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me



da fuck?

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

da fuck?

I NEED MORE ST on my DASHHH

(Source: rideitslut)

lilysinthefall:

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

IT’S BACK

YAY!

AWWW i wanna snuggle him!  Wookit dose wittle ears!

AWWW i wanna snuggle him!  Wookit dose wittle ears!

(Source: edacsac-asudem)

marvelandwhimsy:

Ding Dong the Dick is dead!

marvelandwhimsy:

Ding Dong the Dick is dead!

The Mummy + Quotes

"What is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?"

:)

(Source: mariajonsson18)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

image

(Source: beautilation)

This guy right here… has me like oh my god

This guy right here… has me like oh my god